@BAngieB: I only just learned about messages and saw you left a very cute one about my puppy! She is now a good 50 pounds and therefore a much heartier snack than she once was. I miss reading your comments!

I miss you. I hope you're okay. I see you're mostly on Gawker, but those guys make me cry so I just stay here. Say hi to the Montuak Monster for me ;>

Are you back? A little bit? Pretty please? For the children?

I miss you, did the killjoys wreck it all?

so what's new here? i was thinking about jumping back in but then i remembered how many people suck.

I watched I Know Who Killed Me last night. It was not as bad as I expected, but your pretty, pretty girl deserves better.

Gah, nevermind. I'm an ass.

I'm gonna have to assume that you strongly disagreed with part or all of what I wrote and I get that, I really do. I'm sorry you seem to feel that this difference of opinion is a dealbreaker and that you need to drop me because of it; I understand your reasoning, as far as I can tell, but it's sad and disappointing nonetheless.

Not sweet talkin', just sayin'.

Your hair is cute.

"Hey, Pot? Yeah, this is the Kettle..."

Oh right, 'I'm going to ask you one more time' isn't threatening. Not in the least!

Are you serious? Threatening me over PM for REPLYING? Sorry, you aren't in charge of me or any other commenters on this site and your attitude sucks.

Also, though I should not...be...online...and...my space bar is kinda broken, I wanted...to say your pretty girl looked...lovely at her party.

Girl, you are bringing it to Gawker. It's like the glory days of Jezebel!

An interview with your pretty, pretty girl:
[women.timesonline.co.uk]

Dear BANgieB:

Guac is a highly appropriate nom nom! Nom nom nom!!!

I liked your 'this is Jezebel not Cuddlytown' comment on the Matt Damon post. I made a joke about him turning to food for comfort over the Ben/Jen divorce and I'm surprised I'm not getting ripped a new one.

What is with the avatar change? Is this YOU?

You can and will defeat the lameness. Your powers are strong, your snark is sharp, and your girl is pretty. Victory in our time! Such as.